The power to punch that like button

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to be a gamer

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!