- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

the power to be super ugly

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

Pointless Super Powers