- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

the ability to make something that docent exists

the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The ability to change races.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

the power to die at will

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

Pointless Super Powers