The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!