The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to punch that like button

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power... to read this

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!