The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power of words

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!