- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

the power of words

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The power to lock open doors

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

The power to punch that like button

Pointless Super Powers