Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!