The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power of words

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!