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The power to uncontrally boop

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!