- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the ability to manually control your breathing

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

Pointless Super Powers