The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!