The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!