The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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Being able to fly in place.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!