The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to be powerless

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be dead

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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to spelle caretly

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!