The power to glow while under the sun

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to start time.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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to spelle caretly

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!