The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!