The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!