- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

Pointless Super Powers