the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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the power to die at will

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to start time.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!