The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have no power.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!