The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power of being yourself

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to die at will

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!