The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to not get shit dick

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to breath under lava

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to jerk off

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!