The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to die at will.

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to erase anything written in pencil

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to see through glass

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to make yourself not have a super power

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

Super-slowness

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to instantly die

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!