The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the powre to spel

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!