The power to die early.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!