Super-slowness

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to complete math exercises

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to create powers

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to die

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!