The power to dance really well

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to die early.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!