The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to die

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!