The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to die when you die

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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being able to blow up and die

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!