The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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God tier Waste of Space

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!