Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to have a power

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to die when you die

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!