The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to light glue on fire.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!