the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to die when you die

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!