The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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A good Kisser

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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32% Levitation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!