The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to control urine

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to have a power

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to walk on two legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!