The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!