The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power drown in water

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!