The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power of gentle breeze

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A good Kisser

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!