The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!