- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

The power to lose this power.

Liam Brudenell

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

The power to die when you die

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to see air

the power to not have superpowers

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

The power to poo in the toilet

Pointless Super Powers