The power to die at will.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to get in the van

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!