The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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A good Kisser

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The ability to smell with your hands

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!