- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of gentle breeze

The power to turn cake into poop.

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

A good Kisser

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The ability to smell with your hands

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to die at will.

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

the power to get in the van

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

Pointless Super Powers