To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!