The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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to make asians smart

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!