the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to control urine

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!