the ability to smell sounds

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!