The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to die at will.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!