the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to watch tv

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!