The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!